Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am
Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??
Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life
Walking into class when there’s no seat…
Or the bitch you hate took your seatOr when your about to leave and your mothers like “where you going I need you to wash the dishes”
Or walking out of the house and see that it’s pouring down raining..walking into a classroom and everyone staring at you.
when you call shot gun and your sibling runs and jumps in the front seat anyway
When you the first one at the party
When someone lame try to speak to you
OHHHH MY GODDDD I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA DO BLACK FACE BUT IT TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED
spread this like wildfire
it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw
Apparently you can actually get in trouble in Arkansas if you pronounce it “Ar-Kansas”
Like they get mad.
*pauses mid bj to put hair in bun* ok leggo
me as a teacher
Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?
because youre racist
This needs to be brought to attention IMMEDIATELY!!!!!
I don’t even understand what they’re expecting anymore. if they can lie to us to our face and us KNOW the truth, what power do we have , then?
Walk a mile in these