my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
current mood: oprah running on hot coals
This will help you write good.
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
the uncut version