YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO APPEAR ON MY DASHBOARD

shopjeen:

new boyfriend

shopjeen:

new boyfriend

spoopyharry:

ive done the math and zayn maliks face is…. *takes off spectacles* my god…*lowers clipboard* zayn maliks face is scientifically ….. hella fine

cartel:

What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life

cakejam:

this is the bitch that stole my phone and every pic she takes goes straight to my icloud!

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combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist

somebodytoloves:

somebodytoloves:

some white girls should just never dance 

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foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and powdered donuts

canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

snatchedweaves:

no money no family 16 in the middle of miami 

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

lumpyspacelion:

what the actual fuck

lumpyspacelion:

what the actual fuck

Confidence goals: Kanye West 

Attitude goals: Rihanna

Money goals: Beyonce