OH MY GOD
I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
windows 8 can suck my dick
I can’t believe how far technology has come
It felt like it was the next morning and you were already waking me up.
And I was like, "Oh my God."
This is starting to get a bit scary.
High-five for open minded people
this is cute and also observe: sometimes people aren’t being deliberately close-minded and douchey about issues like sexuality etc. ok sometimes they just need somebody to patiently and politely explain things to them
smack that ass from 8 feet away
son we need to talk. about your report card. son did you know your grades spell “ACDC” here is a high five and your bedtime is never
my freshman year i expected to get w a boy so i decided to shave my butt but i couldnt see so i ended up cutting the inside of my buttcheeks and after i got out of the shower my buttcheeks scabbed together and i couldnt poop until i tore them apart
I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line