Louis shows up in LA and suddenly Harry stops going out every night. I love coincidences
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
The kitten color printer ran out of ink mid way through
Don’t you love celebrities making fun of rumours?
shout out to teachers who make you watch a movie with no note sheet
this is a necessity for me
dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo
gay porn gets it
A girl just told me that boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider and I had no come back. I just got owned by an 8 year old
She followed this up with ‘girls go to college to get more knowledge’ so this kid is clearly all about smashing the patriarchy through rhyme and I respect that
if i feel like i just had a religious experience watching that, holy fuck, i can only imagine what that girl felt like.
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish